February 2012
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Making Sex Noises When Your Friends Are Calling...
whatthefuuudge:
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
THIS ^
When your mom asks you to get something for her... →
wowfunniestposts:
Laughter is the best medicine
That awkward moment when your confidence just...
deadwolfwalking:
Dear Tumblr staff, instead of banning the people...
rainbowsanddownloads:
postapocalypsepunk:
the-smile-hides-it:
best idea ever. reblog this everyone! unless your one of the anons.. hah
Although I do believe that in many cases, the self-harm blogs perpetuate depression and other problems, I don’t think they should be removed or limited.
THIS.
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
and you’re just sitting there like:
